Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

‐ Xavier is my original human.
I'm upset because I miss my Stelios.
Just because I'm obedient and a rule follower?
Stupid Chihuahua?
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ His hip! ‐ Ugh.
Me baby. Goo‐goo‐bow‐wow.
Do you have any idea how soft I am?
‐ She's harmless.
I didn't because I'm a good, soft girl.
why doesn't she do something cool like clone me
but this is serious.
Sorry, ma'am.
‐ Come on, Tabs. It's dinner time.
He is a snack.
Dam Dog?
I drifted off in the warm glow of his laptop
‐ But we have a puppy. Me. That's my role.
in the reflection of this dented toaster oven.
‐ I have spent so much time projecting spectacular
Did I already use optimism on Shel?
he left a pound of scampi in the car.
when they were making popcorn.
‐ Ooh! Are they all brown?
‐ I may be a fish, but I know the difference between a puppy
Don't ever let anyone tell you this is wrong.
But Shel, one thing I love about you is your optimism.
Aww, aren't you the female friend and daughter
And Diablo, what are you? Like, a dog?
‐ You own two‐story house? ‐ With my credit score?
‐ But why not now? ‐ A puppy needs to run around,
In three, two, one.
and you got neutered, the vet said
until Cloons comes crawling back.
You don't just jump on two babies.
Your career, your family,
‐ That baby talk should be a turn‐off, but‐‐
‐ Diablo, Jimmy Chonga totally avoided me