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‐ Xavier is my original human.
I didn't because I'm a good, soft girl.
I'm upset because I miss my Stelios.
Dam Dog?
Did I already use optimism on Shel?
‐ But we have a puppy. Me. That's my role.
‐ Diablo, Jimmy Chonga totally avoided me
Do you have any idea how soft I am?
He is a snack.
You don't just jump on two babies.
in the reflection of this dented toaster oven.
‐ Come on, Tabs. It's dinner time.
But Shel, one thing I love about you is your optimism.
‐ But why not now? ‐ A puppy needs to run around,
‐ Oh, my God.
Sorry, ma'am.
Just because I'm obedient and a rule follower?
‐ You own two‐story house? ‐ With my credit score?
when they were making popcorn.
until Cloons comes crawling back.
In three, two, one.
he left a pound of scampi in the car.
‐ That baby talk should be a turn‐off, but‐‐
‐ I may be a fish, but I know the difference between a puppy
Don't ever let anyone tell you this is wrong.
And Diablo, what are you? Like, a dog?
‐ His hip! ‐ Ugh.
why doesn't she do something cool like clone me
but this is serious.
‐ I have spent so much time projecting spectacular
‐ She's harmless.
Aww, aren't you the female friend and daughter
I drifted off in the warm glow of his laptop
and you got neutered, the vet said
Your career, your family,
‐ Ooh! Are they all brown?
Stupid Chihuahua?
Me baby. Goo‐goo‐bow‐wow.