Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Ike, isn't it wonderful?

- [as Klaus] We have no idea if it's true. - [as Violet] If it is?

and even hospital visit doesn't make you feel better.

Why do we have to hide?

Behold. Corn! Something every normal person can eat.

No, no, no. You stay here and finish your portrait.

Drinking and driving? Are you insane? That's reckless.

- Try me. - Okay.

Too late for interview. Come back in morning.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, adolescents of every gender!

♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪

"Young lady, have you been good to your mother?"

I would live in a castle made of success,

- This might not be an ordinary one. - [Klaus gasps]

is that it is likely to fill you with despair,

I've got one just like it, not as dirty obviously. It's very in.

- Wow. That's actually... - [Olaf] Look at her.

- "Ambidextrous." - Ambidextrous!

You never know when a root beer float...

[whispering] Maybe they've been searching everywhere

- Volunteer. - Fire.

You freaks better put on a good show.

to find a miracle in Madame Lulu's tent.

[as Violet] Nobody deserves to be ridiculed, on stage or off.

First the Baudelaire orphans escaped my clutches,

with no head for estate planning.

Starting at show tomorrow, Beverly and Elliot will eat corn

Nobody would pay to see me move normally.

- Her accent sounds fake. - Your accent sounds fake.

[mumbles indistinctly]

[breathes deeply]

I feel fierce and formidable.

I'm as miserable as the starving lions we just passed.

♪ Every single episode Is nothing but dismay ♪

though that happens every day and too early in the morning.

our parents, our guardians.

♪ 'Cause one's a half-wolf baby And the other has two heads ♪

Madame Lulu said we'd have to wait until morning