Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Drinking and driving? Are you insane? That's reckless.

- [as Klaus] We have no idea if it's true. - [as Violet] If it is?

Why do we have to hide?

our parents, our guardians.

- "Ambidextrous." - Ambidextrous!

to find a miracle in Madame Lulu's tent.

[whispering] Maybe they've been searching everywhere

- Volunteer. - Fire.

First the Baudelaire orphans escaped my clutches,

I'm as miserable as the starving lions we just passed.

♪ 'Cause one's a half-wolf baby And the other has two heads ♪

[mumbles indistinctly]

I've got one just like it, not as dirty obviously. It's very in.

Madame Lulu said we'd have to wait until morning

Starting at show tomorrow, Beverly and Elliot will eat corn

I feel fierce and formidable.

is that it is likely to fill you with despair,

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, adolescents of every gender!

Behold. Corn! Something every normal person can eat.

[breathes deeply]

- Try me. - Okay.

I would live in a castle made of success,

You never know when a root beer float...

- Her accent sounds fake. - Your accent sounds fake.

though that happens every day and too early in the morning.

Too late for interview. Come back in morning.

♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪

No, no, no. You stay here and finish your portrait.

[as Violet] Nobody deserves to be ridiculed, on stage or off.

Oh, Ike, isn't it wonderful?

You freaks better put on a good show.

and even hospital visit doesn't make you feel better.

with no head for estate planning.

Nobody would pay to see me move normally.

- Wow. That's actually... - [Olaf] Look at her.

♪ Every single episode Is nothing but dismay ♪

- This might not be an ordinary one. - [Klaus gasps]

"Young lady, have you been good to your mother?"