Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[all chuckling deviously]

[shudders] First we discuss matter of payment.

never to have been stuffed in the trunk of a sinister villain's car.

[shuddering breath]

Madame Lulu told him

crowds will be waiting for Colette to twist into strange positions,

It's better than being a hunchback.

He's ambivalent.

you're in no position to refuse.

People think it's funny when someone drops corn. They should drop it.

- so I guess it went well. - Yup.

It's like watching ghosts from the past.

- She should have arrived by now. - Beatrice can handle herself.

It is the disguise kit.

but at least you're better off than I am.

[splats loudly]

"never having seen this person do these particular things."

They're not orphans if one parent is still alive!

and I want an audience worthy of my greatness.

to sell in the gift caravan.

You certainly are hideous with those two heads.

Olaf believes it enough to see a fortune-teller.

A sign that we're on the right path. Let's go.

instead of having her own show in the city?

If the police come, there's no place to hide.

that ended in betrayal and leeches.

♪ So look away Look away, look away ♪

You see? I'm a complete freak.

- Look at them! - They can't even eat an ear of corn!

I mean delicious corn.

which here means tested over and over

and I experienced a terrible night at a masked ball

They get everywhere.

If the crystal ball is the lens...

♪ They'll munch on your head ♪

and find yourself wandering unemployed

- Ahhh! [Grunting] - [growling]

That means we're next.

You sound like the old Madame Lulu.

just reading my own glowing theatrical reviews

If this Madame Lulu is real, we'll hunt down the surviving Baudelaires

the horrible and humiliating scene that followed.

I had a feeling you'd be smart. You have twice as many brains.

the city's sixth most important financial advisor.

and you murder an old enemy in a murder of crows.

Well, you don't have to do that. None of you have to do any of that.