Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The popcorn? I'm holding it in two equally strong hands.
I'll go pop this popcorn for the concession stand.
- About the Baudelaires. - What do you care?
[troupe chuckles]
♪ They'll eat your feet ♪
We are going to Caligari Carnival.
The surprising arrival was a pack of starving lions.
So I know how it feels to have your life spin out of control,
They were part of the same organization.
♪ The show is quite informal ♪
Why aren't they trying to find us?
- I don't like how she looks at you. - Darling.
What I want people to take away from my films are the themes,
but at least you have absolutely normal shoulders.
♪ Let's bring out the strangest folks You've seen in weeks ♪
Do you know what it feels like to have your life spins out of control,
waiting for mystical spirits to solve my problems.
Esmé won't be able to keep Madame Lulu distracted forever.
♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪
I apologize if this is too shocking for any of the children in the crowd.
The hunch is caused by a spinal abnormality. [Laughs]
Of course.
[Lulu] You adopted three orphans, one of whom you tried to marry,
♪ You've seen one freak so far So let's dish up another portion ♪
[sighs] What should I do?
Italian food is in,
Jacquelyn?
When I was on stage,
where work accommodations will be provided.
Payment? Like money?
Hypnotizing people is wrong and something I would never do.
My name is Lemony Snicket,
You must hire these freaks at once, Lulu.
I envy you. Which hook do you favor? Would you care for some muesli?
♪ Bring it home now ♪
Write your name, Kenneth.
Let's build a house on the edge of a cliff,
And this story is about to get much, much worse.
She told Olaf all about us. How'd she know all that?
- Whose spirits are they? - Ghosts from your past.
♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪
It's bad enough I have to kill time in a carnival
Oh!
I'm a normal person with hooks for hands.
You've been expecting us?
My spirits are lifting already. [chuckles deviously]
- How do you explain that? - Not with magic.
You know, happy.
[as Elliot] Tagliatelle is an Italian noodle.
Isn't that both right-and left-handed?
I'm Larry Your-Waiter. Deviled egg?
Come out, come out, whatever you are.
An old friend, Baudelaires.
We could use a welding gun to attach a spoon...
- Let's have children. - What's the thing Marvin Gaye said?
♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪