Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(ROOSTER CROWING)
We don't have much time.
♪ Count Olaf is the worst he's been For more than several weeks ♪
[troupe screaming]
♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪
- You're not real blonde. - You can't prove that.
A rusty roller coaster and a bunch of tents.
[Lemony] ...you're participating in a ritual
Here, eat this ear of corn, you two-headed freak.
[Lemony] As I said, the Baudelaires' lives
Plus, there's a pack of hungry lions.
[indistinct chatter]
[white-faced women whimper]
[all cheering]
for no reason other than your own embarrassment.
Because of your pleasant facial features?
where they come from, or how often they should appear.
And did I accept?
Come with me. Tell me what you think of my dress.
A good man. A noble man.
Five minutes! Five minutes till show time!
[Lemony] From the moment you introduce yourself...
"Life is a conundrum of esoterica."
- This is fascinating story, my Olaf. - Your Olaf?
The Mamba du Mal is one of the deadliest snakes in the world,
[gasps] You...
♪ 'Cause when you see these folks You will be grateful that you're normal ♪
You will have your answer in morning.
Go ahead. Say it. "Look at Kevin, the ambidextrous freak."
Everything is strange about her.
A crystal ball cannot predict
Eat the damn corn.
Look at those freaks!
- Egad! - You meet a partner in a penthouse,
The images come through to look like spirits.
You... I don't know, there's just a lot going on here.
[in unison] How freakish!
I need to find a way to fill the stands with adoring crowds,
That is freakish. Right?
You heard my boyfriend. Get out there!
or you can hit it with a stick.
Nonsense! Auditioning is one of my specialties.
[Lemony] ...and what they would do if Olaf decided to open the trunk.
What do you know about the survivor of the fire?
In the words of a very wise...
[troupe cheers]