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I read fortune for all at one reasonable group rate.
Tell me, my Olaf.
I need to twist these pipe cleaners into finger puppets
I didn't give up a glamorous theatrical career
Imagine being next to that at yoga.
That's their child.
[stammers] My sister?
Who are obviously innocent.
[Esmé] I don't trust that Madame Lulu.
[carnival music playing]
- It's a surprise. [Kisses] - Mmm.
Unless you're still hungry. There's plenty of corn.
These files contain a report on the tragic events...
Of course you do.
[footsteps approaching]
We saw your ad. We're looking for work.
[breathing heavily] Coast is clear.
that are equally good at using a knife and a fork?
One of us! One of us!
and there are no in restaurants, no in boutiques.
Then again, I am parched. But it can wait.
- Yes, Olaf. Wine. - Get the fruity Merlot from the trunk.
It's not every day we get new colleagues.
Why don't you move your body normally instead of doing contortions?
It's uncanny. Madame Lulu knows everything about us.
Pick the corn up off the table, freak.
That's the movie we watched with Monty.
And Olaf and the Quagmires.
♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪
[whispering] If one of our parents really did survive, where are they?
- [troupe screams] - [white-faced women whimper]
[babbles]
I'm used to people staring.
Oh, excuse me. I can't see without my glasses.
- Could be a sign we're on the wrong... - Not a good time.
VFD has something to do with Jacques Snicket,
- They can't be. His are in his car. - They're just part of the same kit.
What is your heart's desire?
- [Violet] Our parents. - Our guardians.
[babbles]
because the House of Freaks show is about to begin!
♪ The Baudelaires are hiding In a carnival of freaks ♪
one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.
She was encouraging us to apply to community college.
Stay away from my boyfriend, or I don't know what I'll do.
What do we do tonight?
- You never talk about your mother. - She wasn't my mother.
- Finish your drink. - No group of people,
I prefer asparagus.
For her.
We haven't searched that cabinet yet.
Tell me something that only a real fortune-teller would know.
Uncle Monty.
[groans] I wonder if he's still mad at me.