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You come to Madame Lulu to ask about survivor of Baudelaire fire,
We have to find out what she's telling him.
You may be asked to perform some meaningless task
What other jobs could we have?
[troupe screams]
- What do you think he's planning? - [as Violet] Nothing good.
But what could possibly do that?
This way.
I can't, because I'm running around following orders.
[gasps] Ooh, it might be funny to watch her eat corn, too.
or occasionally in several minimum security penitentiaries,
Maybe I can beat two mules with one stick.
♪ Are you feeling scared? Well, be prepared for tears and shrieks ♪
You followed them to the home of a herpetologist
- I'll do it. - Ah, very good.
Break out the trunk wine!
Soon this car will reach Calgari Carnival. If we don't want our luck to run out,
- A secret organization... - That uses codes.
Olaf said the tent got cold, filled with smoke,
Everyone's sipping root beer floats, and my brother's mooning over a girl.
♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪
We care about fashion.
whether you are dismissed immediately
- [sighs] And us. - And Madame Lulu.
in a bed full of money.
Lulu's using technology to make people believe it's magic.
weeping and moaning in exchange for a salary.
who you mostly fooled, then eventually killed.
while one of them more or less growls.
Even offered to pay our tuition.
Here, Chabo!
- [Olaf exhales] - How does it work?
The ball wouldn't say.
No. Oh, no.
I need to borrow this.
[troupe laughing]
[mimics Lulu] At a reasonable group rate.
I always thought crystal balls were as fake as those eyelashes.
[breathing shakily] No.
That's right, though nobody asked you.
Fortune-telling may not be real, but she got her information somewhere.
They both might appear to be one thing and turn out to be another.
No one comes looking for a dead man,
This carnival doesn't look very in.
We have to sneak into her tent.
- [Esmé speaks inaudibly] - [Olaf] Please laugh, make tasteless jokes
and the Daily Punctilio just put my obituary on the front page.
.
[whispering] And this trunk has holes so we can breathe.
Audiences love sloppy eating. Trust me, I know.
And for big answers, you need to be asking of the crystal ball.
♪ A girl whose body Does a freaky thing we call contortion ♪