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- A secret organization... - That uses codes.
who you mostly fooled, then eventually killed.
You come to Madame Lulu to ask about survivor of Baudelaire fire,
You may be asked to perform some meaningless task
No one comes looking for a dead man,
♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪
[troupe laughing]
Maybe I can beat two mules with one stick.
and the Daily Punctilio just put my obituary on the front page.
or occasionally in several minimum security penitentiaries,
.
[whispering] And this trunk has holes so we can breathe.
♪ A girl whose body Does a freaky thing we call contortion ♪
Everyone's sipping root beer floats, and my brother's mooning over a girl.
in a bed full of money.
That's right, though nobody asked you.
Lulu's using technology to make people believe it's magic.
No. Oh, no.
Even offered to pay our tuition.
- What do you think he's planning? - [as Violet] Nothing good.
And for big answers, you need to be asking of the crystal ball.
while one of them more or less growls.
Soon this car will reach Calgari Carnival. If we don't want our luck to run out,
Audiences love sloppy eating. Trust me, I know.
- I'll do it. - Ah, very good.
You followed them to the home of a herpetologist
weeping and moaning in exchange for a salary.
whether you are dismissed immediately
What other jobs could we have?
Fortune-telling may not be real, but she got her information somewhere.
I need to borrow this.
I can't, because I'm running around following orders.
- [sighs] And us. - And Madame Lulu.
But what could possibly do that?
[breathing shakily] No.
I always thought crystal balls were as fake as those eyelashes.
We have to sneak into her tent.
- [Olaf exhales] - How does it work?
The ball wouldn't say.
This way.
They both might appear to be one thing and turn out to be another.
We care about fashion.
[gasps] Ooh, it might be funny to watch her eat corn, too.
This carnival doesn't look very in.
Here, Chabo!
Break out the trunk wine!
- [Esmé speaks inaudibly] - [Olaf] Please laugh, make tasteless jokes
♪ Are you feeling scared? Well, be prepared for tears and shrieks ♪
We have to find out what she's telling him.
Olaf said the tent got cold, filled with smoke,
[troupe screams]
[mimics Lulu] At a reasonable group rate.