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Oh, well, I--
Well, you know, that's--
Matthew, you're on the D.B. Cooper story.
Look, he's evil, all right?
Dave, if I thought you really meant that,
Right.
Johnny Johnson is evil.
I've just had this unnatural fear of prisons.
billionaire media mogul Jimmy James,
Okay, I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget.
Dave, what's going on?
Yeah, until that guy, uh, came from your office
But thanks anyways, champ.
a man calling himself D.B. Cooper hijacked a plane
I just happen to think that there's no way
LISA: Matthew.
So, uh, Matthew, what--
Hey, I pressed your jacket like you asked, boss.
I don't see any misters around here.
Uh-huh. Okay? The kid gloves are off.
It's the one I used back when I was in juvie.
How's Mr. James doing?
Mr. James?
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And he's handsome.
You did? Yeah.
Tell you what, sir, uh, you know--
Yes, you can.
Well, I had it stored. I hope you don't mind.
Dave, I have a corporate empire.
Everyone's worried sick about you, obviously--
Is it like a promotional stunt for some other company
Good answer, good answer. Thanks. Anything else?
to recognize an American Beauty.
Well, my sources say that the FBI is close
No way, D.B. Cooper parachuted to his death.
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When Jimmy told me you guys had heart,