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First plan, you keep her alive long enough to make sure we in the will.
She didn't squeeze. You got that?
I hope he calls me.
I'm sorry. What?
Come on, squeeze my hand, baby.
That nigga Santa, he didn't even read my Amazon wish list.
Okay, nigga, that's it!
Monkey
I promise, we'll try our best.
No, it's not!
I can't even Google myself, because, like, too many hits come up, okay?
Mmm-hmm.
I'll get fat or whatever.
Long as she wants them.
I guess when you get to be my age,
when we're pitching shows.
Hey!
So I decided to be the strong, tough woman I am
I mean, if you like getting played.
Now, follow me, Bench. Oh, by the way,
If this gets picked up and I don't get a spin-off show
Well, who do you usually talk to?