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She likes that?
Jack, why don't you just say you want some...
Sex, Lemon. Coitus. The beast with two backs.
But they're on to us!
Tracy, let me take you through the concept.
I have to talk to Rachel Maddow.
Look, sex is a beautiful, natural, and joyful part
but was actually a Pete Rose.
I appreciate it, Lemon, but if you ever speak ill of Reagan again I will smack those teeth straight.
Oh, my God. We can run the short grift on this.
You two are pretty uptight for hanging out under a bridge.
I need to get out to Newark Airport.
Grizzly Adams.
Tom Jones is the trigger!
Take the money, Kenneth. No one will ever know.
She just went in my room and took all my posters.
It didn't look good, Jack.
Sex makes the people go away!
They gave me this after I performed on their "Kidz 4-eva!" float
- People want that? - This is not helping!
No. But she respects it when it's done correctly.
When I see you chew your nails like that,
Ice cream
$23.94.
squirming under the Tom Jones poster
Perfect game, huh?
I'm going back to working under that bridge!
Get out of here! He is pitching a no-hitter!
I need a “Happy Blirthday, Jennica” cake
Tug McGraw.
There isn't, Jack.
I am the Sisyphus of Reaganing.
What?
Blonde-like choke me
Stop it, Jack! Stop it! Stop asking about the roller skates!
We sold the cakes twice! You're a genius, Me.
I don't watch the Macy's parade.
And with enough money, they could buy those magic beans
Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I told the girl I didn't have your card so...
I just got fired 'cause Kelsey Grammer scammed me!
Well, here's your cut.
Well, Kenneth, it's over. I got made at Carvel.
But one rule: