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She's a good girl, Dag. You're too hard on her.
- Things? - Things.
Thankfully, when I impregnated my wife Pam, she gave birth to twins, a huge relief,
Word is it's coming Thursday. But you know what deliveries are like.
I haven't acted since.
I know nothing about it.
Won Ton's mumps programme went west and created a horny giant eye on legs.
- I'm going. Bye. - Goodbye.
For years I wondered what my goolies would sire - would it be human?
I have four daughters
"She knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch?"
Come on, Liz. I'll help you apply some more make-up.
'That would prove his undoing,
'He's onto me. Change tack.' What are you reading?
Some say I didn't act during, but er...
Garth Marenghi? He's my favourite! I've read them all!
those would be unkind people. I did my best.
Not a word to anyone, capeesh?
Anyway, I'm out of here.
'I beat him easily, but he learned something from each fresh defeat.
fd
My orders come from the top - Won Ton himself.
(Dag) Aargh!
'I had to get my baby to the staff room.'
'Shit, that was a bad throw!
or here in Romford.
'It felt like I had a son again.'