Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Garth Marenghi, horror writer though I prefer the term dream weaver.

Can I take a rain check on that?

'Nothing could take my son's place, not even a pet,

Some horror novel by... Gareth Marunghi.

"And one day we'll all meet in Valhalla"

Keep him away , he's got that crazy look again.

Aye-aye! Hey, this cat's got claws!

Won Ton believes the giant eye fathered a child.

You'd better believe it. I'll phone Reed.

The point is, I thought of myself as a freak, an other.

They didn't, which I put down to good parenting.

and, whilst I don't blame them,

Don't play with the windows.

(Sanch) He's insane! He doesn't know what he's doing!

Thanks for coming, Dr Dagless. I thought I heard voices.

And one day we’ll all meet, in Valhalla

Sit there, little 'un. Watch me glasses.

There's some Panadol in my locker.

The guy in the eye was a man whom he knew and, until that day, trusted.

It's all I've got.

- As if your fanny never graced a pan. - What's crawled up your crack?