Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LUCAS PHILIP!!!!!!! I AM SO SICK IF YOU MISBEHAVING, TEASING YOUR COUSINS AND SISTERS, AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! EAT YOUR DINNER NOW!!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT MOMMY!!!!! BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY BARNEY TOYS FOR NOTHING!!! GO DIE IN A PLANE CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF
- What about 3:00? - No, he's got a soccer game at 3:00.
gloria i have no boulder to stand on! oh well that's because you break it so easily.
Please, stop. That's cool.
"WTF": Why the face?
alex you're grounded claire you do the canpes gloria you pour the zooboo. luke you blow up the balloons haley get the inflatable matress. we're gonna escape from F5.
I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist.
So, we had initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but-
It's like that. You just- You just stare down at 'em,
[Grunting]
Oh, yeah. 'Cause that's where you live, down here.
Let me meet this "playa."
Yeah, I'm a senior. A senior. Okay. Cool.
And we're bringing her home for the first time, huh?
LILY IS AN UGLY ASIAN BABY AND RORY IS A MOTHERFUCKING FOUR EYED NERD!!!! Rory is so shocked to hear what Luke said, she doesn't say a word. Lily cries.
When the Dunphys got home... Luke, sit on the Pit this instant. You have been placed here because you destroyed Elena's sculpture. That was not very nice. Now you stay here until your 5 minutes are over. Am I understood?
Very poor but very, very beautiful.
Sure.
[Jay] We're from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together.
That show is babyish Luke! You say that again Alex, and you’ll go to bed early and I’ll take away your Maya & Miguel play set for a week!
Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.
Hi, precious. Hello.
gloria you're grounded! haley you're grounded! alex you're grounded! luke you're grounded! manny you're grounded! oh but i'll never go to the mall ever again! p put a pair of shoes on layby! now i won't get to go to the skate park! now i can't go to tokyo!
Um, you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so-
You're too close. It's gonna hurt.
Hang on one second. Um- Whoa.
She's an angel. You and your wife must be thrilled.
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you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole in your puffy white underpants.
Luke, you are going to timeout right now! Sit there because you instigated your sister to mess with my FaceBook account when she knew it was not allowed!!! And your Handy Manny doll is in toy jail! WHY DON'T YOU PUT ALEX ON THE DAMN NAUGHTY PIT BECAUSE SHE MESSED UP YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ON PURPOSE!!!!! NOT A FINGER!!!!!!
Deal with this.
That's what you're saying. And it's insulting in a whole different way.
You're never going to a social or to Aunt Penelope's house ever! This is the last time we're taking you there until you can behave yourself! Also, ALL your Handy Manny stuff is in toy jail! NO, YOU BIG, UGLY, BITCH!!!!! I WANT HANDY MANNY BACK NOW!!!!!!!
The agreement was that if he shoots someone, you shoot him.
No. When you say "No" like that, it's always "Yes."
cam look honey if you don't stop this poppy behaviour right now! IL'L GROUND YOU! until you've settled a tv chinese which network i confused some wires with jay. oh ok manny apprantly you're marrying off luke now.
no i love your behaviour... more please encourage me!
Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry.
Okay. And I want you to just come straight out with it.
Come on, Billy! Get the Mississippi Goddamn ball! For some reason, the TV changes the football game to a home movie of Alex watching Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for the first time. Everyone makes confused faces, and Alex cries over that home movie.
One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest,
- I'm not saying anything. - You're saying everything.
Oh. Okay.