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but I'm talking about us flying on the same plane, Lana. What if it crashed?
Krieger! He was skulking around out there
Wait, you already knew the code?
[Music ends]
[Growls]
Y mira!
I knew it. In my heart of hearts,
You mentioned something about a plan?
UGH, IT'S JUST US. YOU CAN SAY "BUENOS AIRES."
I'm not a monster. You just had a kid.
Spoiler alert, he's robbing me blind.
[Conway] Archer!
[Archer] No, Lana, it doesn't.
[Conway] I lied!
No! Don't shoot! There's a baby!
[Muffled] ...of the world--
I'm a Disney Princess now Deal with it
Sharper image? Uh-huh.
[Normal voice] Oh, shut up. Don't ruin it. I had something for--
[Out of breath] Oh.
if something happens to both of us?
[Screams]
Hey! You're not the boss of me!
Coronel Lando Calrissiano, de Las Fuerzas Especiales,
then A.J. would live with my sister.
[Groans]
Teddly? Teddly?!
I can promise you that.
because you're a large-diameter dickhole.
"A", those were mini-bottles,
Hey, whoa! Are guns really necessary?
Yes, it is entirely too much to ask!
when he opens the door?
Who are you? Wait. Hang on.
Anyway, he needs an extraction from
[Breathing heavily]
[Tires screeching]
I don't care if you are the president and first lady of Brazil
Well, then slice out his retinas, okay?
[Toilet flushing]
[Timidly] Mee-beep.