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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
[gibberish]
If there's anything I can ever do for you...
that I've ever sat upon.
R.I.P Madeline Kahn (1942-1999)
You know, that was almost funny.
- How much was it? - About four dollars.
just as much as I like sunny days.
Married?
They have nothing to do with steering.
And of course the answer to that is...
Well, if you're busy, I'll...
Kermit, I am glad you told me this. I mean, I...
[tapping]
I came to tell you that I'm not gonna bother you anymore.
The provocative first mate, Miss Piggy.
[gibberish]
And she's got this cute little nose.
Reports are coming in from all over the world
[drumroll]
That bit they just did reminds me of broccoli.
[speaks mock Spanish]
I heard that. Stop her.