Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love it when you talk like a reporter from a 1930's screwball comedy.

And we are doing a story on local cuisine.

Thanks, Charlie, for coming over.

Well, thank you. I should go.

She should be thanking me.

[seagulls squawking]

-I've never even seen a kangaroo. -You serious? They're amazing.

God, it's so hot in here. It's hot.

-Let him teach you things. -Mmm.

He would write me a check every time I came out of the woodwork.

But it's a big day tomorrow. I should get some rest.

Thank you, sir. [chuckles]

♪ She's got every kind of sunscreen ♪

He didn't know he had a daughter.

I've been the hostess here for 20 years.

I think you kicking me out was the best thing that could've happened.

then he's the biggest fool in the universe.

I feel like my whole heart's gonna explode out of my body.

the last ferry was at 3:07.

[upbeat music continue]

-[Johnny] Seriously? -Mm-hmm.

What an asshole.

Uh, yes, tons of times.

[chuckles] It's called "rolling balls," and don't worry, I'll take care of you.

I quit, but it's, um, it's a special occasion.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

-[Kate sucks teeth] -I'm learning a lot about myself.

I love Phil. Phil's the best. [inhales] I have to tell Phil how amazing he is.

[in English] And murdered by a devil bat. Nice.

-Really? -[Lottie] I like cats!

I'm only here so you don't steal my story.

-[knocking on door] -Hello, hello.

Well, goodnight, and, uh, don't stay up all night giggling.

-[Calvin] Oh, that's why you the boss. -[both chuckle]

♪ Are you ready for the sex girls? ♪

[enlightening music playing]

he actually became governor.

…the easiest relationship.

Okay, that's-- It's too much. You gotta go.

Okay, so we wait.

[tender music continues]

He was actually happy at first.

[Calvin] Yup. [inhales]

That song was everywhere. You guys were like the next Nirvana.

[Kate] I am so sorry, baby.

[exhales] He's sweet.

You think you cheated off of me on that test.

-[Danny] Go ahead and do that. Thank you. -[Tully sighs]

Fuck my career.

Wait, you're telling me… you're telling me my father was a--

[upbeat music playing]

Then those are the lips, like that.

you realize there's no more U-turns.

[tender music playing]

I'm not like the other guys.

Hey, if you're not too tired tonight, come by the Croc.

at least I never had to call you "uncle."

Other girls are going all the way,

And if I yell at him, it doesn't change anything.

And then every time I'd go home, my dad would beat the shit out of me--

Oh yeah. Yeah, it's a… it's a whole new me.

No, but where are you in life?

I don't ever want to be apart from you. I don't even want to go to the bathroom.

You wish I was getting ideas.

You know, she's been at it all day.

And it's not your fault.

And so, gentle viewer,

Look at that. Look at the clouds.

I don't believe in fate.