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Hey, Tallulah. You're welcome.
-I figured I owe you this much. -[Tully] Oh.
He was the fucking governor. How are you so calm?
-Yeah? -[Tully] Yeah.
Yeah. No. Of course. Sure, yeah.
I'm, uh… I'm fine. Just keep rolling.
-I'll buy you more aspirin, ya cheapskate. -It's not aspirin.
-Thanks. Bye. -[receiver clatters]
I was a terrible mother.
When your mother was your age, she had two kids and a husband.
He never forgot you.
If I'm still dealing with what happened in Iraq,
It felt like true love.
So, like, spiritually, we made out with each other.
Do you think it's kicked in?
He told me that you wrote him a letter,
[invigorating music playing]
[foghorn blows in the distance]
I actually think I cheated off you on that test.
Hey, I didn't steal his trash to get you a story.
Well,
[tender music continues]
[tender music playing]
and he was such a dick to you.
[inaudible]
[Justine exhales]
And then they gave me some money to keep me quiet.
[Johnny] Mmm. [inhales]
PJ Pelican's…
All those times we met,
This is just a story on great food.
Love you, man. [chuckles]
I was pregnant when he left.
-What are we gonna do? -[Danny inhales]
I told her I needed to make amends. There's so much I haven't told you.
People, we need another chair. This is now a two-hander!
[euphoric music playing]
[Tully chuckles]
Uh, you can just call me Kate.
You'll figure it out.
Okay.
Why does that sound so familiar?
You know, it's… it's fine.
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness…"
and a general embarrassment.
-Out of the way. -I know what secluded means.
Well, if I get hungry and I happen to be in the neighborhood…
[tense music playing]
Roll the cameras. [sniffles]
Don't freak out.