Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, you're right.

No, no, no. It's a surprise.

Yes, yes, co-parenting with the ex. A delightful journey I do know well.

I believe the universe is cruel

[tender music continues]

Because I'm dead inside.

And then after college, I want to work for the Sierra Club.

Have you ever tried with a girl?

Well, we googled him. There was no mention of that.

The white wine and oysters.

Didn't we learn that in the same class?

I wanna try, at least.

that we are killing the news today, even though we took those drugs?

That's so great, Johnny. That's all I really want.

do you want me to hang a sheet down the middle of the bed?

Kate and I thought we were so slick that day.

Don't laugh, but I'm keeping a "feelings journal."

We actually started the very short-lived grunge-ska-punk-funk craze of '94.

[chuckles] Well, you're kidding, right?

Neither does the ferry. [inhales] The last one leaves in four minutes.

I don't want you getting any ideas.

Well, there's gotta be a hotel, right?

Coming to you, live. I'm all right.

No. I just got off the boat.

What are we gonna do?

when you find something that brings you joy,

♪ Tell me no lies if you don't mind ♪

Maybe she could tell that…

This is fantastic.

-Ah, Lottie too. -[Lottie] Oh!

This is a classy docu-special

But if it gets a tad bit messy, that's not the worst thing for ratings.

[retro music playing faintly]

Fuck everything.

Yesterday I went to yoga and…

Who wants to turn on the evening news and hear about a stabbing?

[Johnny] Hello?

That's why I snagged this.

And I hurt you, baby, and I'm so sorry.

-[gentle music playing] -Hmm.

[speaks Spanish]

He wrote me a letter and said he never wanted to see me again.

-and I almost crushed the neighbor's cat. -[laughs] You're so funny.

…or maybe happenstance, but it's all so surprising

Charlie and I are doing some work tonight.

I've got throw pillows.

[Carol] And that is how you breakdance.

you gotta hang on to it.

Oh, that's perfect. You're hilarious.

♪ The right, right Ultra-vital nice-nice girls? ♪

Instead, just repeat back what he says in different words.

-[faucet running] -Hear what?

There was a two-for-one sale,

[both chuckling]

I'm glad we missed that ferry.

because whenever I watched your show,

I saved her life. You think they would have lived happily ever after?

And he had this older brother. [exhales]

You have to follow this story.

-[toilet flushes] -[shrieks]