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NOAH: What's wrong? A lot of us
Fran Zimmerman knocked over a can of Sterno
So, yay.
I was ice-skating and I got attacked by a giant beaver.
-MIDGE: Papa... -I'm trying to eat.
The future is now.
-What? -The job you keep pushing him for,
You're, like, the next Emily Dickinson, Pearl.
PHIL: ...very interesting:
-See you tomorrow. -See you.
-She doesn't look professional. -She's very professional.
♪ Why don't you dance with me ♪
-in the fresh air. -Mm-hmm.
but forget how to put your pants on?
I said "Spotty," he went "Eh..."
Seen her in the shower. Part of it's oozing.
She comes from a big New York showbiz family.
Go without it.
Uh, Joel, there's something up with the kids.
-Rose! -(whirring)
-(radio static) -It's the other teams.
I talked him up to coworkers.
-(door closes) -(sighs)
-Team Two, over. -Team Three, report.
Okay. Okay, catching my breath here.
Are we not allowed to have secrets?
Got some good news, finally.
-(bowling pins crashing) -Ah-ha-ha-ha!
♪ Yeah ♪
I clawed some info on a contact from her,
I'm a man. I'm a Jew. I suffer.
and I booked you another gig.
Sit down, Abe.
"Give me the CIA." It doesn't work that way.
Theirs may be higher, what with the disposal of documents,
-I don't know what he is. -Noah?
(applause)
No, if everyone gets distracted,
Oh, well, does-does he keep in touch when he's away?
thinking I'd imagined what I saw.
(cheering over walkie)
♪ With a hasty word ♪
No food for you, Astrid?
-Congratulations! -This never happens
-and you need to reach him, are you able to? -Not really.
Sounds very exciting, Shirley.
♪ ♪
♪ Why don't you dance with me ♪
My God.
You were redder than the ketchup.
-Isn't that somethin'? -That is somethin'.
("Dance This Mess Around" by The B-52's playing)
$12? Honey, no, I was down $1,200.
Little sign outside said "No dogs allowed."
Labor Day approaches, marking the end of another great season.
Look out, Lucille Ball.
-Where's that? -Not sure. I'll go check.
-So what do you want me to do? -I want you to lie low.
I understand what he was saying.
Ah, Charles. Just the man I wanted to see.
-Anything interesting? -Not really.
-This might be my last stint in the Catskills. -Deecy, no!
Let's see, I've got to get the car pulled around.
♪ Or even London town ♪
Okay. But the gravity weight's changing as it glides.