Digital Underground- The Humpty Dance

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

hey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish?

so just let me introduce myself

'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.

Just grab 'em in the biscuit

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

RIP Humpty

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

Trump meant to say Just grab em in the biscuits

People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

I'm the one who said just Grab 'em in the biscuits!

I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM

and just like Humpty Dumpty

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Crazy wack funky

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid

Also told ya that I like to bite