Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, so do you have the results of the study?

Minimum Champion

I hate cars so much

But before I can do that,

- I don't know. 43. - Yes! New record.

No doubt, no doubt.

I'm gonna die an anonymous, meaningless speck of dust.

City councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?

Now everything is different.

All right, April, what's the score?

- Councilman Howser? - Aye.

"April, here's something to help you remember

as a city councilwoman.

Hey, man, what'd the doc say? Everything okay?

on this silly, little planet.

that the call "child size."

but that wouldn't be out of line for someone who drank

Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years.

The soda tax measure passes, 3-2.

Times New Roman, across the board.

Been making some modifications to the pace car.

So what? I've tried to fire you.

Yeah, I work at Colonel Plump's,

I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas

What did you put in the sugar? It's so good.

- What? - My legs aren't working.

How can I ever repay you?

Andy and Lesile sent us care packages.

Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on.

Anything is possible!

Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy."

said they might want to fire me.

Well, you don't know my name or what I look like,

but they call it the "regular."

The second your tax bill passes,

Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah.

Are you gonna pull out

I am going to kiss their asses like crazy.

because I asked you to come work here