Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Been making some modifications to the pace car.

- What? - My legs aren't working.

Well, you don't know my name or what I look like,

but they call it the "regular."

Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years.

So what? I've tried to fire you.

I am going to kiss their asses like crazy.

City councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?

How can I ever repay you?

I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas

as a city councilwoman.

Now everything is different.

Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah.

Hey, man, what'd the doc say? Everything okay?

Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy."

Are you gonna pull out

Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on.

Minimum Champion

because I asked you to come work here

All right, April, what's the score?

"April, here's something to help you remember

Times New Roman, across the board.

said they might want to fire me.

What did you put in the sugar? It's so good.

but that wouldn't be out of line for someone who drank

on this silly, little planet.

that the call "child size."

- Councilman Howser? - Aye.

No doubt, no doubt.

Yeah, I work at Colonel Plump's,

Anything is possible!

I hate cars so much

- I don't know. 43. - Yes! New record.

The soda tax measure passes, 3-2.

But before I can do that,

The second your tax bill passes,

Andy and Lesile sent us care packages.

Okay, so do you have the results of the study?

I'm gonna die an anonymous, meaningless speck of dust.