Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Love, Leslie."

Here's that report you wanted, boss.

Okay, "the soda tax is bad and unfair to consumers."

on the font stuff.

He's kind of right, Chris.

Let’s do it to it my dudes

I want to find something that really motivates you.

Aye. Strongly in favor.

Let's do it to it, my dudes.

Mayhaps, might I suggest that we have a re--aah!

I need you to give like even a fifteen percent effort

I want the tax. My husband started drinking those sodas and gained 100 pounds

Councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?

I'm lost. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Most people call it a gallon,

and word around the Slop Trough is,

Honestly, you could loosen up a bit

I had a rare blood disorder,

Damn it I love this country so much

until we ran that out of town.

All taxation is theft!

No, you haven't.

and the news is terrible.

- Uh, no, I didn't. - No, no, no, no, no.

Get set. Get at me!

Grab a slice of za brah

Leslie, you stop it right now!

Your tax on soda

Got a backwood full of Za

withdrawing all four requests to have you fired,

Nothing at all.

and if they don't want to drink our delicious sodas,

I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a Number two--

I won't forget and I will never forgive you.

Who'd like to start? Yes.

Does anybody buy that?

I was always so sure of myself.

- Yes! Keep going. Dig. - Okay, yeah.

Everything hurts.