Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just once, I want to make it through one whole day

[stammers] Is this gonna be a fun talk?

You gotta get on board. Do you know what percentage of yourself is water?

Somebody breathing wrong.

I wasn't having it. -Mmm.

That's too much water. -Okay, look at me.

[grunts] Okay. Okay.

Get out of here.

Fucking barista. Don't ask me to spell "Dan."

[imitating Paul] Well, Jimmy, sorry for always being so hard on ya.

Bar fight, court-ordered anger management, blah, blah, blah.

Hey, be me for a second. Would you trust you?

It's only 'cause I love ya with all my heart.

Hey. -Hey, kid. [sighs]

[police radio chatter]

[swimmers laughing, whooping] -[water splashing]

I'm just-- [sighs] I don't know.

We don't have to talk.

Yeah-- Oh, no, okay. I have to go. Bye.

He was just really fast.

I-- I understand that this year, I have been, uh, not great.

But seriously, when was the last time you were happy?

[fingers snap] -Talk more later.

Same as always. Somebody got in my face.

Oh, yeah. -Oh, my God.

Me? No. It's-- It's super dangerous.

if I hadn't already forced Grace to leave her husband.

Fugly inside and out.

And we become, what, psychological vigilantes?

What? What are you thinking?

Good night, Jimmy.

It's amazing. -If there's any left.

I know, I know. Billy Joel's the king, but we have to be respectful.

It has not been my best day, so I'm gonna take a bath.

to make me forgive you for all of that.

[door opens, closes]

Love you. -[neighbor] Oh, yeah.

my bad knee is now my good knee, I'm nicer to my friends and family.

Sometimes a really great memory of her will just sneak up on me.

so... [clicks tongue] ...that's almost nice.