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I need you to be excited for me.
You did it. Come on, let's celebrate.
if you'd just let me keep going.
[patient 1] We both know this shit isn't gonna work.
[both laugh]
Somebody saying some shit.
[door opens] -I'm sorry.
[Jimmy] It's my best friend, Brian.
I don't know what's-- what you want from me.
Just pretzels. -The other bowl.
No, I know, I know. I-I-- I'm rooting for 'em.
[Derek laughs]
You haven't eaten. Let me make you a plate.
Fuck. Come on, we gotta get out of here.
[Jimmy sniffles] Sean. -[papers rustling]
Yeah, she's, um-- [smacks lips] She's actually got a soccer game.
Sorry, there's a lot of papers.
I just-- Thank you, Jimmy.
And then... [sighs] ...they just never do.
What's in the bowl, Jimmy?
[Jimmy] Okay, Sean, you got this.
[groans] -No.
I read this article that people with Parkinson's are more prone to dehydration,
And before you know it,
[groaning]
I know what percentage of me doesn't give a shit.
Hello.
Well, we don't shake 'em.
Don't. Do not pinch me.
And he was, like, so mad we had to go back.
[imitates explosion, chuckles] -Yes! You hungry? I'm hungry.
["Endangered Birds" playing]
[Sean panting]
[ringing continues]
She's good, man. Yeah. -Yeah, she is.
Can't you just do it? -Oh, my God.
[breathing shakily]
Sit down, Jimmy.
I have to take this. -Of course you fucking do.
Hey, man.
I get that. [chuckles]
I'm right behind you!
[spectators clapping, clamoring]
I had a long day. This relaxes me.
[cell phone ringing]
I think I may have already done that. -Ah, well, fuck it then.