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[Liz] I did it last time. -[snoring continues, louder]
[Alice] Bye.
You supposed to be telling me this shit? -Mm-mmm. Definitely not.
[Grace's spouse] Stay down, motherfucker.
Yeah, there's definitely painkillers. You know what? I'm gonna turn this down.
[chuckles] Where are you going?
I sucked, uh-- I sucked on balls.
because I'm gonna go handle this one by the book.
I've never seen the original Home Alone.
Don't force it. It won't work.
I guess one thing led to another.
Okay.
It's just so awful here without her.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Thanks for coming to my game.
[Liz] How steep is it? -[Alice] The hill?
that she is dumb and lucky she has great tits
Oh.
in this cultural atmosphere.
[Jimmy panting]
Are you awake? -[neighbor] Now you.
No, it's 'cause, uh-- It's 'cause I'm awful.
[inhales deeply]
You trust me, Sean?
[Jimmy grunting, panting]
Same old shit, bro.
Sounds like the day's off to a great start for both of us.
[phone chimes]
[Jimmy] Oh, Jesus, Tia. This is so gross.
What makes you happy?
[breathes deeply]
Jimmy! Jimmy!
And he just kept on going on and on about how dumb I am.
He shouldn't have bumped me.
["Prelude/Angry Young Man" continues on speakers]
How are you doing?
[splashing continues] -[swimmer 2] Please? Please?
When I was growing up, I was her joy boy.
Yeah, that's right.
Just shut the fuck up.
Am I just gonna be, like, a very successful man on my own?
Hi, did I miss anything? -It just started.
[inhales sharply] Just a normal day, normal day.
[TV sports commentators chattering]
[slurping loudly]
Blue slushies.
[neighbor] Nice one. -[swimmer 2] So warm.
You a what?
Look, man, I called you 'cause I wanted to talk, aight?
"I get sad when I do this thing." Maybe don't do that fucking thing.
[screaming] -Oh, now I get it.
I'm sorry, I-- I have to ask, is this you forever?
Why am I always going out with the superficial girls?
My wife died.
Great idea. We just rob 'em of their autonomy,
Hey.
[whispering] Derek. Derek. -[swimmer] Nice. Wow, crazy.
Oh, f--