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Yes, this is because of a high school girls' soccer game.
I'm happy with my oats.
[chuckles] Right. You'll get that later.
Last time you were here, I was probably a little high. And drunk.
[car door closes]
Two for two, bitches!
So please don't think that blueberries and washing a shirt is enough
Doesn't matter. Love it. -Jimmy, Alice is amazing.
[players, spectators clamoring]
Goddamn it. We're not gonna make it. It starts in ten.
[Sean grunting] -Yeah.
I-I did it. I left him.
I'm gonna turn off the music. That's what I said.
Who are these girls, Jimmy?
You think this'll work?
Are you faking? -[neighbor] Watch your head.
Or it'll make your bloodlust stronger, and you'll become twice as dangerous.
This is somebody you kept hitting over and over,
[song continues]
[overlapping chatter continues]
All right. -[honking continues]
so I think I'm just gonna, like, put this on his desk.
Yeah, I know how you feel.
I think I'm onto something...
I-- I understand that this is crazy,
I'm gonna pinch.
Shit, is it 'cause I called you?
another compulsion comes up, you know? [scoffs]
Okay.
And when I come out of it, I just...
Just how about you sit and enjoy your breakfast?
["Prelude/Angry Young Man" playing]
Is this all white meat or-- -Seriously?
You got it.
Sarah. -...Sarah.
Like very fast.
I don't know.
You ask questions, you listen, you stay nonjudgmental,
Even though nobody really loves oats 'cause they taste like wet paper.
Was this-- This was open the whole time?
I moved a TV in there so I can watch movies.
I don't even know what the fuck happened until it's all over.
He's a fugly, fugly man.
[sighs] All right.
I'll-- I'll face the other direction.
[roars]
Thank you.
I guess I figured if you could beat the crap out of somebody
I'm glad you came back. -I didn't have a choice.
[car door closes]