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Get back in the game, dude.
It's late, isn't it? -It's 3:00 in the morning.
but my mom said she didn't know what else to do
You've been walking around for so long acting like it only happened to you,
You know, Virginia Woolf tried to drown herself too.
[Jimmy sighs]
Hey, somebody help! Hey! -Fuck off! Get off me!
[cheering, applauding continue]
I am. I'm like,
But she's just such a bitch sometimes, it kills me.
so it was pretty-- pretty brutal.
["Brighter Days" playing] -[no audible dialogue]
Hey, Liz. I'm just playing some air piano.
Is it about how you're just doing it normal style?
It happened to me.
Missed me.
I'll take your word for it. I'm hallucinating.
I saw, like, a thousand patients today, and I cover for you all the time.
Yeah.
[sighs]
[imitates Paul groaning]
[phone buzzing]
Fuck that. Let's go.
Yo sin ganas de vivir
I don't talk like that.
Like, there's no way that I'd make Sean fight cage matches
without someone aggressively trying to... [huffs] ...make my life harder.
Let's go find you someone to beat up. -Wait, what?
But I hope that someday I can, um, remember her and not feel that way.
[grunting, straining]
Uh, I was actually heading home. [sighs]
[chuckles]
Is that right?
I'm s--- That's it. I'm just trying to shake things up.
Fuck you. -[chuckles] Fuck me.
["Frightening Fishes" by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
[laughs] Oh, my God.
Um, I'm-- I'm sorry.
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