Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(JACKIE SNIFFLES)

Leave it, Billy.

I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

I am concentrating.

MAN 3: Away. Leave it. Go on. Leave it.

You are, Billy. Billy!

If Dad knew you smoked that stuff, he'd go mental.

-See you, then. -TONY: Wait. Your breakfast...

I haven't come here to defend meself.

And a one, two, three, pas de bourrée.

It's how you move and how you express yourself that's important.

I love you forever.

You only want me to do it for your own benefit!

And one, and two, and three,

Scab! Scab! Scab!

Can I help you?

He might be quite pleased about it. He could rent your room out.

JACKIE: What's going on?

Dad, you can't go back! Not now!

And I'm gonna organize a concert.

MEN: (CHANTING) Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab!

I thought he was gonna hit me or something.

TONY: Thanks, pet.

BILLY: I'll see you, Debbie.

MRS WILKINSON: Turn, turn, and stop. One, two, three. One, two, three.

For girls. Not for lads, Billy.

It's a load of shite, kicking people in.

Get back in there! Don't be so stupid!

Lift. Feel the music. Feel it.

Will you stop being an old fucking woman?

Miss, I can't do it.

See you around.

(CROWD SINGING)

Please yourself, darling.

All right, don't lose your blob.

Look, it was just...

I don't plan on getting caught.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

But what about Dad?

No child can succeed without the 100% support of the family.

That's a bit steep.

Night-night, then.

(MICHAEL SINGING CHRISTMAS SONG)

You're not concentrating.

He promises to marry her and then goes off with someone else, of course.

And she realizes,

One, two, three. One, two, three. Where are those arms?

(MR BRAITHWAITE PLAYING SLOW MUSIC ON PIANO)

Well, don't act like one. Fifty p, please.

Because the prince didn't love her?

What do you reckon?

'disgrace to them gloves'

I'm warning you.

Thank you, Mr Braithwaite. Step open. Open your arms. Do it.

First rule of a union, Gary. You never cross a picket line.

It's for wee Billy! He may be a fucking genius for all we know!

He's always pissed. Once he pissed himself.

Anyway, I don't know why you bother.

You go to ballet every week?

Have you never been, like?

You are completely behind Billy.

(CAR ENGINE TURNS OFF)

MAN: Jackie, have you not heard, man?

Durham's little Gene Kelly.