Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Son of a... - What is wrong with everyone?
of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.
because that's what they do in Colombia.
- Hello?
until the gays took it over with whatever new turkey cooking craze...
- I'm screwed. - Why don't you just tell Charlie the truth?
but I can't get to the car without going through the office.
who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.
I thought he was a dog detective.
she stopped finding me delightful.
Change it. Go.
Yeah, you're not helping by protecting my feelings.
she turns into a real rhymes with bruja.
- What the hell is that noise?
I wanted to make sure you and Gloria were ready for tonight.
- Go change it. - To what?
I don't want to be the non-participation guy too.
Make it right, Jay.
- No, it wasn't. - I did it for you.
It's nothing compared to when I was...
You know what's ironic?
Two, please.
- and then Phil... - "Come in, if you dare."
Until you do.
- First legal question. - Yeah?
- Mother of God!
Thank you for joining us on our...
Ever since I was a kid, I loved scary things.