Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told you to shut up!

Squeezing 'tween your festive buns

Eat Your Candy Cane In Mouth And Say Ho Ho Ho Yum Yum Yum!

On, on they send On without end

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

# FALL ON YOUR KNEES #

Telling their tale, gaily they ring While people sing songs of good cheer

All of your church circles are kind of... gay

So get off your heathen Hindu ass and... celebrate!

Here's a little dreidel That's small and made of clay

Jews play stupid games Jews, that's why they're lame

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Make the Yuletide gay

On Christmas day I travel round the world and say

They don't hang up their stockings

Gather close together and make it quick We gotta make room for Andy Dick

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

You Can Be Red Or Greenish Red.

Aw, you don't have a Christmas tree?

Shelly is starting to get pissed On Christmas day, on Christmas day