Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On, on they send On without end

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

So get off your heathen Hindu ass and... celebrate!

I told you to shut up!

Gather close together and make it quick We gotta make room for Andy Dick

Eat Your Candy Cane In Mouth And Say Ho Ho Ho Yum Yum Yum!

Shelly is starting to get pissed On Christmas day, on Christmas day

They don't hang up their stockings

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

Telling their tale, gaily they ring While people sing songs of good cheer

Jews play stupid games Jews, that's why they're lame

You Can Be Red Or Greenish Red.

# FALL ON YOUR KNEES #

On Christmas day I travel round the world and say

Aw, you don't have a Christmas tree?

Make the Yuletide gay

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Squeezing 'tween your festive buns

Here's a little dreidel That's small and made of clay

All of your church circles are kind of... gay