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I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo

And what was in those ships all three On Christmas day, on Christmas day

I can make a Mr. Hankey, too

Well, I tell you what.

Now, I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin

Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus

- It fell, I'll try again - Jews, that's why they're lame

But I brought some corn for poopity popping

All of your church circles seem kind of... gay

- Oh, hi, Dad. - Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

The fire is slowly dying

There's a lot of demon toys to buy The snow is falling and all is well

Down through the chimney with good ol' me

Santa, Santa, Santa...

And now let's hear from the schoolteacher, Mr. Garrison.

- Hello, everybody! - How you all doing tonight?

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

One seems to hear words of good cheer From everywhere, filling the air

Cute little eight-pound me asleep in the hay

You Can Be Red Or Greenish Red.

Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow

Now pay attention.

celebrate the holiday season.

I'll try to make it spin It fell, I'll try again

a time-honoured tradition for the Hebrew people.

But I'm not gonna play with it 'Cause dreidel's fricking gay

-what ok time out! -go away cats go away?