Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It fell, I'll try again - Jews, that's why they're lame

-what ok time out! -go away cats go away?

Cute little eight-pound me asleep in the hay

Now pay attention.

I can make a Mr. Hankey, too

Down through the chimney with good ol' me

But I'm not gonna play with it 'Cause dreidel's fricking gay

- Hello, everybody! - How you all doing tonight?

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet

One seems to hear words of good cheer From everywhere, filling the air

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

You Can Be Red Or Greenish Red.

a time-honoured tradition for the Hebrew people.

And what was in those ships all three On Christmas day, on Christmas day

Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus

Well, I tell you what.

There's a lot of demon toys to buy The snow is falling and all is well

All of your church circles seem kind of... gay

Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow

I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo

I'll try to make it spin It fell, I'll try again

But I brought some corn for poopity popping

Now, I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin

- Oh, hi, Dad. - Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

And now let's hear from the schoolteacher, Mr. Garrison.

celebrate the holiday season.

Santa, Santa, Santa...

The fire is slowly dying