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than have everyone know my secret.
This place is perfect.
Because every election has a write-in option.
We should split a turkey sometime.
And then a big picture of me flipping everybody off.
hands-on stuff that I love to do.
I know, crazy, right? Real estate.
How would you rate Emma Watson's boobs?
I'm not here to nag, guys.
Hey, Crazy Ira, have you seen my stick?
I don’t know where Aruba is, and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.
Oh, Mr. Larson.
Butt stick! Butt stick!
then you're home."
You don't have to play the unity concert.
I mean, you're overseeing 200 people.
No, that's my slogan idea.
No can do. That's a load-bearing T-Rex.
No, it's okay.
Pawnee, I present to you, your new slogan.
Wait, the panda's name is Peebo.
First of all, I would rate her acting as an "A."
Honestly,
The current leader is
Yeah, that's just some mascot thing
To even it out,
Dang. Maybe Tom's Bistro wasn't meant to be.
When Tyler sees female:
What else does he do?
And at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
Well, the good news is your poll was a big hit.
Where my stick at? It's up her butt, papi
you distract those guys for, like, 30, 90 minutes,
Will this fit on a bumper sticker?