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My generation never votes!
What happens inside a man's own rain poncho at a minor league baseball game is his own business.
that I haven't been able to pull off since high school!
What happens inside a man's own rain poncho at a minor league baseball game is his own business
is as a toilet.
during a Hill People rampage.
They're tired of the direction this country's heading in.
because my wife left me for my twin brother.
and Usa is their island prison.
So fine, I'm selling out, but so are you!
For my friend Tracy.
I know what will cheer you up.
and we're working on it.
People like you are succeeding
Where the fans are in charge!
I love it.
A lamp, a couch, that mirror, or a hidden pistol, an actor...
even when the wrong thing would be a whole lot easier."
I believe...
My exercise video is dropping soon. It's called "Jenna Gets Hard".
Halliburton bitch, so what
You're really going ahead with this?
We should bring back slavery!
Exactly!
where I am the President of the United States.
which is why I have written a new national anthem...
We are all responsible for heroes becoming terrible.
I'll raise the money, you stay in here and cultivate an aura of mystery.
Time to do a little Golden Globe shopping.
I mean, all the us!
"Sometimes you gotta do the right thing,