Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jonathan, get her opponent in here.

and I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

I will clean up Washington

Oh, my God! I got a Zappos box coming today,

Hand me that shovel so I can dig a grave for her.

And the "pundits" think I have a "chance" at an "Oscar",

and the manager of a local paintball facility.

That's why the theme of all my campaign commercials is,

There's work to be done. Hand me a shovel so I can dig a grave for her.

and his plan to put a casino on the moon.

No, don't say that! In real life you have to make compromises!

So you two have decided to do the right thing?

Now the only thing I use a football for...

I mean, a Golden Globe is a stepping stone to an Oscar.

Fine! I'll go home and change!

Why can't the delivery guy just leave it out back?

'Tastic. Shall I put the pants you had on in with the jeans?

If it works in Antarctica, why can't it work here?

How can you work here? Do you know who owns this place?

are these alien prisoners are being held in?

I was an All-City running back, and I was gonna run out of here...

I know! They look so good!

What is that for? It just makes the screen go blue."

Polls have her in a dead heat

Alonso? Is that name Jewish?

The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe

I'm actually working with Steve's campaign,

Funny thing to happen to a guy named Lucky.

Like when Ann Coulter's underwear.