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You're not gonna take the job?
Shit. I thought you did it.
Richard. Richard?
With his managerial skills
Maybe he'll even hire us at his new company.
- Rigby. - Rigby.
and we're gonna build Pied Piper just to prove you wrong.
No. Technically, I'm Pied Piper's corporate counsel,
He was, in the oughts. What's he done in the 20-teens?
and you'd continue vesting your shares, and keep your board seat.
and the stock option grant, it's cool by us, all right?
R-I-G-B-Y.
I ordered a kombucha, which I did not realize contained alcohol.
You just got... okay.
Senior citizen discounts at Perkins Family restaurants?
Sorry. You what?
- Mustaches? - Yes.
with the quality of our engineering.
And what about me?
Swallow your pride, or soon you'll be eating something far worse than shit.
and I said, Hey, Richie, this is a shit deal,
because he's too much of a prima donna
Sorry, I'm forced to inform you
Nevertheless, he is lacking in certain...
Yeah. We raised a shit ton of money.
This is the present.
- My input? - Mmm.
but are the uniforms in Catholic schools as low-cut as they are online?
Think this through. I mean, you have to know
He's wonderful.
Are you kidding me? I made the company, okay?
Hey, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.
am forced to officially say goodbye
It was a courageous move.
to the entire Nucleus division.
and some fucking asshole who can't even cure cancer.
Did I just hit a deer?
until it was acquired by Microsoft for $2 billion.
I didn't really do anything at Hooli, so...
is the non-disclosure, non-disparagement clause,
that you can't start another compression company.
What happened to Richie?
So, wait, does that mean...
and a smooth transition to a new CEO will be possible.
Next thing I knew, I was 70 miles away, wrapped naked in a blanket,