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- Do you understand? - I do, Richard.

Seriously? They picked that gray-haired fossil over me?

when I am constantly feeling undervalued

game-changing idea lying around...

This'll be great.

I'm asking for you to take 10 minutes and talk to him

Thanks for coming, Ron.

No fucking way.

- It's exciting stuff. - It really is.

while you assume the role of Chief Technology Officer.

Thank you all for coming on such short notice.

- Oh. - I am staying positive.

just to offset the shittiness of all the shitty stuff.

Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs

I'm the one who came up with the name Pied Piper.

- We're not. Yeah. - ...we're gonna stay at Pied Piper.

You got a hell of a brain there, Richard Hendricks.

So, are you nervous?

"I am a fan of yours."

The same seat I had an hour ago when you voted to fire me as CEO?

in which you agree not to say anything negative in the press,

And check this out.

Ron, can I have a word please?

In the version of Pied Piper in which I am invested,

You should come in and talk with him.

All joking aside, I actually have a few thoughts

So, which one do you want on your employee badge?

Is that Barker?

"I am a fan of yours."

and we get his back.

You said you turned the job down.

Sorry. I'm just proud.

"I am a fan of yours."

We're using a crappy plug-in, so the latency is bad.

A brain like Richard's comes along once in a generation.

Okay. All right. All right.

Without you handling the tech,

- Probably not Hitler. Skip him. - Oh yeah.

so I can still come and hang out with my friends on the roof?