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♪ Do not take my sunshine
Gee, who is that? She is beautiful.
I'm Rowlf.
♪ Celebrational, Muppetational
He's always blowing his own horn.
I got the grout!
♪ Sleeping in the noonday sun
A person should stay young and dynamic
I live in an apartment so small, my mouse has the gout.
(Phyllis plays melody badly)
Oh, please...
Oh, darn. My girdle had a blowout.
Aw. Listen, you should stick around, Phyllis.
♪ Wuggy buggy mugga mugga
Tune in next week, when you will hear Nurse Janice say,
♪ Hug hugga wug wugga
He said, "A match."
The resemblance is uncanny
with our super, extra-special guest star -
♪ It's time to light the lights
(plays the melody right)
♪ Buggy ♪ Buggy
What? But... I'm... I... I couldn't do that.
Wonderful, just wonderful.
♪ That's what I'm here to do
What's the big deal?
♪ A dime that way?
♪ Buggy buggy mugga mugga
Oh, that's OK, Hilda. We love you like you are anyhow.
Miss Phyllis Diller.
I'm having too good a time. A girl just can't be miserable in this dump.
who has gone to the dogs.
(♪ funk)
You got it? Here we go, yeah.
Uh, Dr. Bob. Should I prepare the anesthetic?
My father asked the doctor, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Uh, stand over here? Right over there.
(♪ funk)
Oh. Oh, that is depressing.
Within a month, I had developed black dandruff.