Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, yes. I was just tending to an emergency.

♪ Lordy, how I'm telling you

Well, you just did. You told them you're a comedian.

I live in an apartment so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

♪ Lordy, how I'm telling you

♪ When the people beat their feet, when the people beat their feet

(plays the last note flat)

Oh, please laugh.

I don't drink with strangers.

The trap... Aah!

I bought one of those expensive new cars

Why, you and me could be rotten together.

Hey! Did you hear the one about the kangaroo

Hello, darling.

♪ They don't need no band

How would you know? You're not even facing the stage.

I tell you, Rowlf, I'm just a born loser.

Now let's get things started on The Muppet Show

"Madam, we do repairs, not reclamations."

And now, featuring in concert with our own Muppet orchestra,

and welcome to The Muppet Show.

Uh... Oh, yeah, I got this small apartment.