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♪ Wug wug wah (music stops)
I swear if I bought a new hat, they'd cancel Easter.
A musician at the symphony just fell through his harp.
Uh, miss, two triple cream sodas on the rocks.
(explosion)
Oh, well, you see, I think you work too hard, frog of my heart,
Yes.
We've got a really terrific show for you tonight,
♪ Wug ♪ Wugga
Uh, me, too.
(plays piano)
That's a husband joke.
Hey, wait a minute. What's wrong?
Hi, Hilda.
Me in class thre teacher
do you suppose Miss Diller has had her face raised?
Oh, nice lady, huh?
Oh, good. Nobody is around.
because today is the day we introduce our new line of exploding hats.
Ah. Isn't that cunning, folks?
(applause)
♪ Piggy wiggy?
Terrific. Small-apartment joke.
♪ They don't need no band