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God! - We're getting married!
Fuck, baby, look at you.
And fuck your, uh, stuffy-ass bar too.
Hello?
then you end up dating them for three years.
Stop it, babe, my Rice Krispies!
by your pupils, you'll be taught."
I'm sorry, um, Ms. Anderson,
Cheers to a productive 2025
♪ I've found the rhythm of the world! ♪
You haven't fucked her yet?
Whoo!
Right on.
All right, hey.
again tomorrow.
♪ Throwin' like a star in my vast sleep ♪
Nice!
look at you, you have nothing
Dude needs to slap on a Jimmy hat.
Easy!
I'm in love, bro!
Really?
uh, "Sleepless in Seattle."
Get in!
Can we see the ring, Pam?
with high-maintenance.
Got everything in Calgary.
♪ 'Cause I'll love you forever ♪
♪ To the back, to the back ♪
"Well, maybe we could attach a signal boost."
it's not like I'll be alone with him.
Hmm.
I'm...in love.
Perfect, where are we goin'?
Fuck.
I can't wait to knock you up.
When my Husband flirts with me I am, I am a good Christian girl from small town Van Horn.
I can think of nothing that I would rather do
♪ Don't try to hold me ♪
What?
♪ Cut out those engines now ♪
Yes!
Where do you live?
She can be wild.
I--I get self-conscious, I can't.
Nice to meet you, man.
Fuck you.
Ah, I got it.
Oh, yeah, you are?
I know.
♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪
Tommy.
go through your architect's plans.
No, you're not.
♪ And I've now become an expert ♪
♪ Get up and roll Tootsee Roll ♪
Is it true you just met? Was it love at first sight?
Assume the position.
No, I'm not.
No, it's probably just a fan.
Yes. - And I am done
♪ 'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪
♪ But now I'm diggin' me the sound ♪
secret lover of musicals!
I just think it looks kinda badass.
Yes I would
♪ What you would have done ♪
This is different. Really?
I understand you're from Canada.
♪ ♪
Ohh, hell nahhh!!
NO you're not !
♪ In your heart ♪
Wha--you are not.
Whoa!
No, we're famous.
Hey, boys.
Oh.