Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's okay. I know you did.

Hey, Greenpeace, you're not getting a piece of my green.

Principal Skinner, I didn't know you knew so much about film.

Why, 'cause I'm fat?

A scissor runs through it.

Whoa, what the hell is that?

What a wonderful film about horrible people.

Well, if we can't get into Sundance, would you like to check out

Hey, hey, where you going? Come...

Or would have been, if not for your knee-jerk assumption

with the highest hamster mortality rate.

so it's nice for the next people.

I don't know. He, he seems a little needy.

One was plenty.

Well, did you read my script?

Cinema is my secret passion.

Death to Maggie!

You hit me like a tom

It will be. Check out the poster.

Hey, Nelson, say something poor.

John C. Reilly would love to be in the Chalmskinn business.

Behold the tailgate party, the pinnacle of human achievement!

This is my house.

Your superstar professors treat undergrads like an afterthought!

What could be greater than eating and drinking for hours

Nobody outside of this festival is ever going to hear about it.

I turn my camera on

I usually don't like movies that humiliate my family

Ah, that's a funny joke, Mr. Kincaid.