Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You hit me like a tom

One was plenty.

What could be greater than eating and drinking for hours

Hey, Greenpeace, you're not getting a piece of my green.

Why, 'cause I'm fat?

Cinema is my secret passion.

I usually don't like movies that humiliate my family

I turn my camera on

That's okay. I know you did.

This is my house.

Nobody outside of this festival is ever going to hear about it.

Behold the tailgate party, the pinnacle of human achievement!

Your superstar professors treat undergrads like an afterthought!

Or would have been, if not for your knee-jerk assumption

Hey, hey, where you going? Come...

Well, did you read my script?

Ah, that's a funny joke, Mr. Kincaid.

Death to Maggie!

Whoa, what the hell is that?

It will be. Check out the poster.

Hey, Nelson, say something poor.

with the highest hamster mortality rate.

What a wonderful film about horrible people.

John C. Reilly would love to be in the Chalmskinn business.

Principal Skinner, I didn't know you knew so much about film.

so it's nice for the next people.

I don't know. He, he seems a little needy.

Well, if we can't get into Sundance, would you like to check out

A scissor runs through it.