Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want my one free kill to be Chuck White. Yours can still be George Clooney.

shape up! you mary rou rotton!

Mexico, or as I like to call it, God's Blind Spot

Oh, no. Please, don't. It's almost swimsuit season. I just...

Thanks for walking me home from CPR class, Steve. Can I tell you something personal?

Mom, Dad. I think... I think I'm pregnant.

You don't care about being deacon! You just wanna beat Chuck White.

- Yes. You picked Susan Sarandon. - I've changed my mind.

Whatever you want. A pregnant boy still has the right to choose.

- It is? - It blows Christie's nachos out of the agua!

Stuff his face, and the milk will flow like the lies from my drunken mother's filthy mouth!

Hi, Betsy. Steve Smith. We were in first grade together,

If we don't bring the perfect dish, I might as well withdraw!

Keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em!

causing me to lactate a viscous milky mucus.

I wanted to thank you all for electing me deacon.

I told you it was not appropriate!

That was just a fraternity prank! I was blindfolded!

You know what this is? A deacon fanny. Yeah! Look at it. Bet you wish you had one.

- That doesn't sound very possessed. - Say it into a microphone.

And that is how I bought my Camry. Ah, here we go.

I've been possessed by the Devil.