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Wow! Sunday again, huh? Boy, that pissed by, didn't it?
- And FYI, honey, Steve came on to me. - How could you do this to me?
Where does your food go?
I'm always in mein crapper.
That's odd.
- Did you say "alien baby"? - No, I said "doctor's corpse found in desert".
Fatty wants a lemon wedge here's your precious lemon wedge
Stan itsme b12
You can't be pregnant. You're a virgin! And a boy!
Of course it does!
Kill... me.
How many mouths you been mouth-to-mouthing?
- You ready, partner? - Oh, yeah. Fatherhood. Jazzed.
Long hours, no pay, whiny churchgoers.
Now, Francine. Your potato salad is the key to Stan's victory.
- Mexico? - That's right.
Oh, for God's sake! Roger, I'm sorry if I was insensitive, all right?
You must have passed it on to someone else.
So what if Chuck White is deacon now?
You're going through an emotional time.
but you still haven't told us
- How's the potato salad? - Delicious.
Tell that to my swollen ankles and tender nipples!