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How great is it that I started Xanax today?!
to drive us all down to Mexico so Steve can have his baby.
Then I guess we need a new deacon.
- Hello. How was church? - Waste of time.
No, I don't think so. I'm not in the mood.
and he informs me you have a growth you would like me to "take care of'.
Oh, right. Right.
Thank you Vyvanse
Stan absolutely
Clooney, you smug bastard.
and I have to abdicate my position.
Oh, sorry, Roger. It's time to supersize you.
- That's incredibly hurtful! - That's why I wanna shove it in his face!
How great is it that I started Xanax yesterday?
- before you left for gymnastics camp. - Steve. Great to see you again.
- Wait! My bra! - No time!
We'll call you in Iowa once you get settled.
Steve Smith?
- Why do you hate him so much? - Look at his life.
Chuck still needs a tie. He's a double-Windsor man, so we have a good two minutes to...
Spray him. Spray him a little. That'll loosen him up.
- I nagged him? Oh, that's nice. - You nagged him.
I warned you I was going through my reproductive cycle.