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Francine, wife order DirecTV now...
And now you,re dumping me to skate with Roger? Why, Stan? Why?
You,re-You,re magnificent.
"He just sucks. He sucks sooo hard."
- All I want is to be with you, Stan. - That's all I want too.
Oh, yeah, that. But Stan, he was a new man, and he-
- No way. - Clifford, take her down with a tranq.
And now give me an R.B.O. Choctaw!
Ah, my beauties, my tranquil beauties, calm me.
Steve, I noticed you weren't rooting through my garbage this morning.
You really haven't read my My Space page, have you?
And so what was a season of joy for most couples...
I,m Clifford. Stan hired me to guard this passage.
to your left inner edge skating forward!
Package for Steve Smith. Sign here.
Can you guys believe it? We,re about to skinny-dip with Svetlana.
I found her living in your closet, Steve. She's a Russian bride, not a Russian whore.
No, it's not.
It was their first real winter together, and she was truly happy
- I,ve never seen a naked woman before. - There's no shame in that, Snot.
Snoopy wasn't running from a painful memory.
Rick Schroder uses women. The end.
Mmm!