Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Hey, boss. -Ted! And Keeley. Hello.

It rings a bell.

-Oh, God. No, no, no. -Get a towel.

-Deadlines and all. -Hey, gotta do the work.

But hey, I know someone else who's really excited to meet all of ya.

with reporters poking around in our love life.

It's just something that I thought of.

His coaching style is subtle. It never hits you over the head.

Let 'em know, Coach.

Making quicker transitions from offense to defense.

I mean, what even is A Wrinkle in Time?

Well, good, 'cause you're darn good at it.

the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Let me ask you this.

Are those your real tits?

So? I don't need a phone and a watch.

-Read it to me. -Title: "Wayward Ted."

Okay. I'll go back there.

You wanna tag along? We're gonna go speak to some schoolkids.

Phoebe, come on.

It's a fucking book.

Number two, if the teacher tells the bully not to pick on someone,

And going over here, going over that way.

Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America.

to the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee.

Hey, excited to spend the day with ya. Gonna be fun.

Wait, I'm supposed to be getting paid?

that they went after you and not Rupert?

You actually mean that, don't you?

Was it just the money?

All right, let's run that new one.

and congratulate y'all on a heck of a season.

So, we got ourselves a situation here.

Only doing it 'cause my fucking niece goes here.

Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby and he can't do anything about it.

No, but I can use your balls as a speed bag.