Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Interesting play, Ted. Did you come up with this?

Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent.

Yeah, three hours and 42 minutes. You know how I know that?

-You look like you've forgotten something. -Hi, Keeley.

Because I can't help but root for him.

In your little cubbies up there. So, hope you enjoy 'em.

God, it's no wonder they want to destroy me.

I don't like being tricked.

-Keeley, if you would listen to me-- -I'm trying to listen to you.

Piss off, wanker!

then when the defense follows, Sam could fill his spot.

-Really? -Yeah, but that's okay.

Keeley's got bars.

That's my fault. I forgot the pitch is right this way.

-Wanker. -Jacob.

There's another one. Anyway, glad to help.

Boy, I thought I'd seen the biggest clock there was.

Watch your back, Gay Talese.

I’m cute as a button and I can rhyme my ass off

I really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you, Trent.

-Yes. -What do you mean "yes"?

Now, look, our whole offense right now is all give-and-go.

Nothing. Are you in your office?

Yeah. That's it.

-Yes? -I have an advance copy of the article.

Please do me the favor of remembering that these aren't my words, it's Trent Crimm.

-I just-- -Sorry, Nate.

Show him your strut, Coach.

My God, Jamie would have been so pissed off

I would have shown everyone.

Whether that means allowing followers to become leaders,

Oh, wonderful, Coach. I felt that one in my penis.

And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here

How you doing? Ready? Come on.

I love coaching.

And this here, is our current offense that we are running,

The smell's already deep inside my brain.

Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny.