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But was the first Thanksgiving

Yeah, it was cool. Thanks.

where the truth is history.

It must have been very difficult for you,

Thanksgiving is about murder?

just like you can't prove the-

The History Channel said you were!

continues to grow,

Well, I went to Harvard while I was acting.

I'm sorry, my lord.

we need you to open your wormhole!

actually came from another planet?

Could it be that the Pilgrims we've read about all these years

Look, if anyone knows about stuffing,

It's a Pilgrim, sir.

Who did the truck belong to?

Have you been contacted by alien life-forms?

I must get to Plymouth now! Do as they say!

then Plymouth Rock is some kind of wormhole.

You know that-I never knew anyone that had that.

Wow, there was a lot about Thanksgiving

We have tried to stop the Indians on their home planet,

Miles Standish was able to finally command

Here, let me show you.

Look at this, sir!

We know the first Thanksgiving was in the fall of 1621,

You can't believe what everyone tells you, Kyle.