Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

History experts like Kyle Broflovski say yes.

Thanks. That was a lot of fun.

He seems almost like a Puritan lady

for he who controls the stuffing controls the universe.

My name is David "Running Horse" Sawitzki.

Without control of the mines,

For years, we've been collecting information on Thanksgiving.

I-I-I'm only 1/16.

Okay, let's take a vote.

in time for Thanksgiving.

from beyond the grave?

And Thanksgiving may yet be saved.

It has become a widely accepted fact

about the first Thanksgiving, and unfortunately,

Did you come across some kind of ship or something?

Did ancient aliens shape the first Thanksgiving?

So then Professor Broflovski was right after all.

let's just go downstairs and watch TV.

You want to order some dessert?

We are not basing research for our report on this crap!

They're retreating!

you've got to open your wormhole right now.

It's right there, right on the, uh-

I trust none but them! Indians hath betrayed us.