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What you need to be doing is dating a grown-ass man.
The only time my hands get dirty is when I drop my sandwich in the toilet bowl.
Yo, man! Apologize to the lady!
She likes to drink the nectar.
You're brown, Vivek!
Wow, look at me talking to my hero.
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stan and klaus 6;00;00
Look, when Stan first told me, sure I might have been a tad upset.
Wow! That's really honorable. She's a lucky lady.
No! They're so horny!
Never mind. Boop! Press "delete."
Oh, Son, every day with you is a punch in the nads.
Mustache courtesy of an L.L. Bean mannequin name of Frederick.
Good-bye, old friend.
Oh, Dad, Reagan and the hockey team made mistakes just like we all do.
- I know what I'm doing. - Hayley, I'm seeing someone.
That's it.
Now... service me.
Und now hachenscherflaggenschlager.
How much did that fake sign set you back?
The Precious is mine! Mine! [Laughing]
When they go in, they won't comes back out!
- Stan, I am not going to- - [Gunshot]
Precious is "ourses."
[Gibberish]
I had a great time tonight.